Hi, I am Monday the most hated person of the week but I love my job. No one looks forward to seeing me knocking on their door on their first day of work and after having fun with Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I should not be hated Friday, Saturday and Sunday should, they are evil making people go to parties, clubbing or relaxing instead of working. So how do I begin my day? Knock on their door, if they do not open it I walk in through the door and tap them to wake up, they tell me to go away. Continue tapping them until they get out of the bed and shout, "go away Monday". Stay and smile at them as they get out of their bed grumpy and go to work. Hey, is not my fault you have to work, why are they mad at me. Not my fault you spend money on clubbing parties or travelling. Another trick is to remind people they cannot spend time with Friday Saturday and Sunday if they are broke, it works wonders they go to work. My favourite person is the one with a hangover I laugh. I think Saturday and Sunday should be hated but no, Monday is hated people spend their money on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. People arrive late, others early and are grumpy. People cannot wait to go home and forget me but they know I will be back again knocking on their door. At least I am not boring Tuesday. I get people ready for the week Friday, Saturday and Sunday evil.
Hi I am Tuesday. I am referred to the most boring person of the week. Everyone hates Monday but love Saturday and Sunday. People enjoy their company, shopping, travelling, going to the beach. No one does shopping or travelling or party with Tuesday. Not even a movie. I wake everyone up on the second day of the week and everyone is "oh, Tuesday why can't it be Friday why Tuesday. I am hurt why, doesn't anyone appreciate me. No one looks forward to seeing me. If their birthday is on the second day of the week, they will celebrate it with Saturday. They have whole weekend parties or weddings with them. I hate them.
Hi I am Wednesday, I am referred as the weekend reminder, reminding everyone that the weekend is around the corner. I am liked but not loved. When I wake people up on the third day of the week, everyone says "Oh, Wednesday. I am so excited, Friday Saturday and Sunday are coming." Everyone likes them over me. People go for dinner a movie or takeaway. I remind people there’s work tomorrow. I do not want people to wake up drank or get fired. People wait for Friday. At least I am not hated, Monday is or boring Tuesday. I wish I was Saturday or Sunday letting people relax and not remind them they need to go to work.
Hi I am Thursday, I am referred as the weekend planner. I plan everyone's weekend. Everyone is happy with me because without me, Sunday and Saturday will be boring. I help people decide on what they want to do. My day is the best and I love my job. On the fourth day of the week, I wake everyone up, when they open their eyes they say, “Thursday, one more day for Friday to arrive. What should I do with Saturday and Sunday this week”. Give them ideas from weekend getaways, to throwing a party or a relaxing day at home with loved ones. Encourage them to write to their friends or what they are doing with Saturday and Sunday. I don’t hate Saturday and Sunday. I am their boss they need me. Unlike Tuesday what a bore but I adore Monday but he is hated. You know something else. People do not wait for Friday, their fun starts with me. Plan their weekend.
Hi, I am Friday. I am referred to as the happiest person of the week. Don’t let Sunday and Saturday fool you. They think everyone looks forward to seeing them but I am the one everyone looks forward to seeing. I mean, the excitement everyone has in their eyes when I wake them up on the fifth day of the week. Everyone shouts "it's Friday, it's Friday." a big hug, dance and get ready. They spend time with Saturday and Sunday. I come before Saturday and Sunday and everyone's weekend starts with me not Thursday. She claims she plans everyone's weekend I am everyone's weekend. Did I mention Monday is hated, and I am loved. They leave work early and either go to the bar, clubbing or dinner. People have fun with me. I keep telling God to change my name to Funday because everyone has fun with Friday. The weekend starts with Friday not Thursday, Saturday or Sunday. At least I am not Tuesday who is a bore and Wednesday who is a wannabe a fun day everyone- takes- it -light-on Wednesday. Did you know that Wednesday means? waiting for the weekend to happen.
Hi I am Saturday I am referred to as taking it light on the weekend. I know I am the second most hated person by Monday and the rest but I do not care I am loved by everyone. I let everyone sleep in I remind them they do not need to go to work and watch them go back to sleep and wake up late. Thursday claims she is my boss. She never realizes that people change plan. Mother nature can bring rain, or someone is ill, or they get paid more money to spend so I am the plan changer. I organise their day. I am the person everyone gets married with, birthdays, movies, go clubbing or even take trips. No one wants to get married with Monday he is hated, or Tuesday she is such a bore, maybe Wednesday or Sunday, why Sunday. I do not envy Sunday because everyone wants to rest with Sunday. Friday and I are best buddies we are the weekend. We hate Sunday everyone loves Sunday.
Hi I am Sunday I am refereed to the person of the week. Everyone recovering from the damages Friday and Saturday do, making people go clubbing or watch movies, parties, or travel, or Monday telling people to go to work. My job, remind everyone to drive back home and that Monday will come to annoy them. No one wants to go to work, everyone wants to relax but Monday wakes everyone up and spoils their week. I am never forgotten because people sleep half the day go for lunch and continue relaxing. Listen to music visiting friends, going to the beach, barbeques or even spend time with their children. Sunday is loved, the person of relaxation. I am hated but who cares at least I am not boring Tuesday, Wednesday is nice letting people rest for a few hours.